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for an Obama win! We're almost there!

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copy of an email making the rounds:

Dear Red States:

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our
own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with
us. In case you aren't aware, that includes
California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. It may
even include New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada, Florida and Ohio,
they are seriously considering it. We've given them
until Nov. 4th to decide. We believe this split will be
beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of
the new country. Since we're dropping the middle states
we're calling it United America, or simply the U.A.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the
slave states. We get stem cell research and the best
beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
You can take Ted Nugent. We'r e keeping Bruce Springsteen
and Billy Joel. You get WorldCom. We get Intel and
Microsoft. You get Ole' Miss. We get Harvard and 85
percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue,
you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than
the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy
families. You get a bunch of single moms, and the highest
concentration of pregnant unwed teenagers. Please be aware
that the U.A. will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're
going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If
you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths
for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't
show pictures of their children's caske ts coming home.
We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn
up, really we do, but we're not willing to spend our
resources in Bush's Quagmire. We'd rather spend it
on taking care of sick people, and educating our children.



With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of
80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90
percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the
nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's
quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the
high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all
living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven
Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red
States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health
care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquit oes, nearly 100
percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99
percent of all Southern Baptists,virtually 100 percent of
all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,
Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and
Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe
Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe
life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the
death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is
only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11
and 61 percent of you crazy Redies believe you are people
with higher morals then we Bluies..

Peace out,

Blue States